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"תן לאדם אש ותחמם אותו במשך הלילה, תצית אדם באש ותחמם אותו במשך שארית חייו"
"הלב הוא שורש הרגשיות המוביל אותנו לדרכים אינסופיות"
"כשאתה מרגיש בדידות עליך לאמץ את חושיך הקהים"
"המזל הוא רק בבואה במראה שאינה מחזירה השתקפות"
"הרגש אינו פתרון מהותי בשאלת משמעות החיים"
"הצורך לחוש כאב אינו מרפא מחלות שכיחות"
"אליה וקוץ בה היא רק שמועה פגומה ולא הנחת יסוד"
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Gather
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